Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Eavesdropping

Here are snippets of conversations I have heard over the past few days:

  • "Did you see the whale on the beach?
    [Response]: Are you serious or are you talking about the neighbor?"

  • "the wild boar was bothering our dog, Buster, so Terry went to the gun room to get a gun..."

  • "you know we don't think it is a party unless we get to shoot something..."

  • "The clothes at JCPenney look like they are made for street walkers not for 60 year old women.
    Response]: There are 60 year old whores too."

  • "Welcome ladies, how are you today?"
    [Response]: My husband and I are fine.
    [Response]: Oh I am so sorry.
    [Response]: That is okay, it happens all the time.
    (At this point I had to turn around and see what this guy looked like and he was normal, average, etc.???)

  • "and then she told me that he got in trouble before because he likes young girls"
    [Response]: So are you worried about Jessica?
    [Response]: No, she ain't that purty anyway.

I shit you not. You cannot make this stuff up.

1 comment:

Shannon Hinds said...

Hahahaha! Love it!