I could not believe how busy Target was today - a Tuesday - at 1:30 in the afternoon. Why are all those people not at work?
Why was I not at work you ask? Because I took the afternoon off, but did everybody else do the same thing? I know I am a trendsetter and all, but jeez.
I stood in line so long I was beginning to wish I was wearing an adult diaper. Maybe that astronaut psycho lady had a good idea after all.
Unfortunately, diapers wouldn't fix the crabby people. I find older women to be the worst. Is that what I have to look forward to?