What?

My email inbox, much like yours and everyone else's, is overloaded with holiday shopping "temptations". I use that word lightly. Pottery Barn sales are tempting, phenterminedietpill.org and extend to please her emails are not.

Really? You think I would click on that? A man must have conceived of that marketing plan.

A woman would have wrote "jeans that make you look two sizes smaller".

Now that is marketing.