Queen of Spam

Continuing from my previous post...

If I were queen for a day, I would abolish spam. Spam of all forms - email, phone, pop-ups, viruses, etc. They are annoying, destructive and offensive. I don't need a larger penis, I don't need to sell my timeshare, and I certainly don't need to know how to product more breast milk.

I do need someone to clean my house, a new mattress set, and how to stretch the 24 hours in a day. Can someone work on that please?