It is all about perspective

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There was a man who one day didn't feel like going to church so he
decided to go hunting instead. He was out in the bush when he was
approached from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident
but didn't bother to pick it up. He ran for his life. Weaving in and
out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he
tripped over its root. He looked up and the bear looked down. The
bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and
prayed:

"Dear lord, Please let this bear be a christian."

The bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands, closed his
eyes and said:

"Dear lord, Thank you for the food that I am about to receive."