Back Then

I've decided there should be a new type of degree one can earn in colleges and universities. In addition to anthology, anthropology, biology...there should be a degree in youthology -- the study of young people, specifically teenagers.

I am still amazed that I was once a teenager too. But I am quite sure I didn't walk around with my pants barely covering my crack (and I am referring to girls here), or with that sullen victim look all pouty cause the world is so cruel to them. And I am quite sure I was able to articulate my words in an understandable way and didn't mutter barely using my tongue or lips to enunciate.

I was, apparently, perfect. No surprise, still am.