I'll pass

With the new year and new resolutions, the diet craze is full-on blasting us with commercials on television, magazines, Internet, spam email, etc. I seem to be seeing a lot of advertisements for colon cleanse.

I'd like to go on record right now and say that I've had enough surgeries that required this unpleasant procedure. I would never volunteer for it, and can't imagine who would.

Just sayin.