Epiphany

I have found the best fat burners!

Get a second job.

Seriously. You don't have idle time to spend eating things you shouldn't. You expend more calories just by moving vs. couch surfing. And when you are home, you are tired and sleep vs. vegging in the front of the television with a bag of potato chips.

The bonus is, you have extra money because you are earning it and have less time to spend it.