I found a cure.

I think I found the perfect treatment for acne. It is unorthodox. It will be controversial. But I am sure when Sir Alexander Fleming said, "hey, let's grow some mold and then inject some of it in this infected rat", his colleagues scoffed. But then later they realized that they were just rodents and said "what the hell, go ahead and give it a try".

Here we are 80 something years later with a cure for Gonorrhea and Syphilis. So think of me as Professor Melody with a potential medical breakthrough when I say we should explore dog slobber as a treatment for acne.

I'm just sayin'.