Dual Purpose

I think the makers of Claritin have missed a great opportunity for dual marketing.

During this wonderful spring allergy time, we both are hit hard with airborne pollutants. Between mowing grass, spring cleaning dusty corners of the house, and whatever is blooming outside - we are a couple walking sneezes with itchy eyes. So Claritin is a daily regime in our house.

I have noticed a side effect that should be promoted like the skin clearing benefits of some birth control pills. They are perfect appetite suppressant pills.

I'm just sayin'.