Wednesday, September 17, 2008

So where do you stand?

Conversation between my husband and I while cleaning up our front yard after Hurricane Ike.

Me: "The newlywed neighbors are outside playing catch."

Him: "They've probably gotten bored with having sex and need something to do since there is no electricity."

Me: "Sex with no air conditioning?"

Him: "Ick, it'd be all sweaty."

Me: "God we're old".

3 comments:

nejyerf said...

i had no idea you didn't have electricity.

that sucks!

i guess the romance of candlelight dinners is over?

and sticky, sweaty sex is the worst no matter how romance novels may try to convince us otherwise.

Melody said...

We've had dinner outside every evening which is nice, but ditto on the sticky sweaty sex.

Kim said...

LOL....sorry but LOL

Ya I'm old too