Do ya think I’m sexy? Come on sugar let me know.

I love Rod Stewart but I don’t think he is sexy.

Nor do I think wearing a corset is sexy. What is the deal?

The original purpose of corsets were to cinch in the waist and make you look smaller so your boobs would fall out the top. But yet none of these chicks need to look smaller and their boobs are falling out all on their own.

Maybe I’ve missed something here.

Oh yeah – I am not a man.