Pet Peeves

My evolving list of pet peeves. Feel free to add your own.

1. The sound of nail clippers being used by anyone other than me.
2. Chewing gum with your mouth open.
3. People who say "vica versa".
4. People who say "Hello, Melody [pause]....It's me [pause].....Well, I guess you aren't there..." If I were there, I would have answered or I have chosen to not talk - talking to my answering machine as though it will respond does not increase your chance of having a real converation with me anytime in the future.
5. People who call me and ask 'Who is this?"