Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Batten Down The Hatches

I was at Target and yes, that is pronounced Tarjey, and had to use the ladies room. Do you wonder where this post is going? Hee hee.

After washing my hands I used one of their hand dryers and O.M.G. If you ever wondered how loose your skin was and essentially, how old you are -- use their hand dryer. It blows so hard it looks like ripples on a pond. No wait, boulders in a pond.

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