Friday, November 05, 2010

New Profession

My husband gives fantastic massages. I don't get them very often and usually he sees it as foreplay, but I'll take them whenever I can. I always tell him he should reconsider his profession choice. But then again, I don't think I want him rubbing naked women, or men for that matter.

The other day I saw a television ad for a massage therapy program Seriously? How could you learn how to use your hands online?

I realize the Internet porn industry has figured this out, but then again you don't get certified in porn. Yet.

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