If I were Al Gore

If I were in charge of the internet, we wouldn't have spammers, child molesters, or advertisers posing as honest information providers.

If I were in charge of the internet, it would be easy to find what you were hunting for and you wouldn't get 245,672 results for a search query. You would get the exact one you needed.

If I were in charge of the internet, people couldn't trace your every step, search, or purchase to benefit their selfish and greedy desires.

If I were in charge of the internet, things like http://www.dietsthatwork.org/ wouldn't be the oxymoron it is and http://www.kiss.com/ would take you to Gene Simmons.