Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Credit for your Penis

Dear Spam:

I appreciate your concern for my credit rating, penis size, and weigh loss endeavors. I don't know what I would do without receiving your valuable information about how to improve my debt ratio, increase the width of my penis and finding fat burners that work.

It should be noted however that my credit rating is just fine, I do not have a penis and there is no such thing as fat burners that work, except of course for exercise.

Sincerely yours,

Sick to death of Spam

1 comment:

Ain't gonna say said...

Actually, shouldn't the P**** spam be appropriately directed to the wife's email? I mean, wouldn't the wife be the better judge to determine if enlargement is really needed or not? If the answer is yes, then forward the email to hubby. :-)