Friday, April 25, 2008

New Business Venture

My husband told me last night that he is going to start his own business.

He plans to build a web-based business called kidcard.com.

For a flat fee, he will create a computer-generated image of a child for you.

Why, you ask? (I did.)

Well, now you will be able to whip out this picture at any given opportunity where you need an excuse.

“Sorry man, I can’t get that report done today, my kid has a
soccer game tonight.”

“I didn’t get a chance to do that research because my
kid was sick.”

“I can’t stay late tonight because I have to pick up my
kid at school.”
His business plan will include periodic updates as the “child” ages in various sports attire, ballet outfits, family Christmas photos, etc.

For an extra fee, he can even design into your child’s “portfolio” a chronic, but not deadly-disease so that your “free” time is even more limited and the pity-factor will be an even greater benefit.

Do you think he had a bad day?

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