He plans to build a web-based business called kidcard.com.
For a flat fee, he will create a computer-generated image of a child for you.
Why, you ask? (I did.)
Well, now you will be able to whip out this picture at any given opportunity where you need an excuse.
“Sorry man, I can’t get that report done today, my kid has aHis business plan will include periodic updates as the “child” ages in various sports attire, ballet outfits, family Christmas photos, etc.
soccer game tonight.”
“I didn’t get a chance to do that research because my
kid was sick.”
“I can’t stay late tonight because I have to pick up my
kid at school.”
For an extra fee, he can even design into your child’s “portfolio” a chronic, but not deadly-disease so that your “free” time is even more limited and the pity-factor will be an even greater benefit.
Do you think he had a bad day?
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