Squemish Story

Years ago when I worked at the hospital, an ER physician shared this story he found in one of his medical journals with us.

I am giving all the men fair warning (like a man is reading my blog - ha). This will make you squirm.

A doctor from Pennsylvania had wrote in about a 40-ish factory worker who came in with a severely damaged scrotum. It was swollen, infected and basically unidentifiable.

In surgery, they discovered the left testicle was missing, and there were deep lacerations that the injured man had sutured himself - with a heavy-duty staple gun and eight one-inch staples.

The injured man - "an unmarried loner," as the doctor describes him - explained what had happened after emergency surgery.

At lunch time, when his co-workers left the machine shop to eat, the man frequently masturbated by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a piece of running machinery.

One day, as he approached orgasm... his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt. He was thrown into the air and landed a few
feet away.

He stapled the wound closed and resumed work. (what a man!)

He waited three days before finally visiting a doctor, by which time he was suffering from fever, swelling and pain from a secondary infection.

Imagine the janitor when he found the missing testicle on the factory floor.

In all fairness, I have an equally squeamish story for women I will share soon.