Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Lame Halloween Costumes

We went to a Halloween party Saturday night and we did go in costume, per se.

I wore a pink sweater with a pink wool cape (because it was colder than a witches tit) and put a white feather in my cleavage (no pockets). What was I?

Tickled Pink.

The hubby wore a baseball cap that he strung a fake leaf off the front. When asked what he was, he would blow on the dangling leaf. What was he?

Are you really ready for this?

A leafblower....[cue the rim shot].

3 comments:

mistylea said...

cute.
Although much better thought out than the very, um, curvy, shall we say, young lady dressed as Tinker Bell I saw Saturday night at Texas Road House. More material please! If it looks like it should stay in the bedroom, leave it there.

nejyerf said...

LOVED these.

but i'm always a sucker for lame jokes and puns.

do you think a lame joke would count as a post for this crazy NaBloPoMo thing we are doing?

Melody said...

Halloween seems to be the time to dress like a slut.

Anything qualifies Jen, at least for me. By Nov. 30th - it will be knock knock jokes.