Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Smack Down

What did you do this past weekend?

We attended Dysfunctional Family Fun Day at the local campground/park. After two days of drinking, insulting, cussing, gambling, backbiting, immature sniping, horseshoes, bitching, cornhole, and fighting, our family was voted the mascots and won the grand prize for the most white trash, redneck, Jerry Springer-style gala yet.

Jealous aren't you?

2 comments:

nejyerf said...

not so much jealous as in awe.

i wanna join your family.

sounds way more fun than the sedate family functions i have to suffer through at my in-laws. we play bocce ball and there is no cussing (except for gpa), drinking (except for gpa and he's limited to just two lite beers) or any of the other fun stuff you mentioned. plus we have to watch the yankees and we are mets fans at my house.

Melody said...

Trade ya - anyday.