How Are We Still Alive?

I recently discovered this article on Top 10 Dangerous Toys of all time.

How did we survive childhood? More importantly, how are children deprived of these experiences expected to grow up and become contributive and creative adults?

1. Lawn Darts - Had 'em - still got'em.

2. Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab - No, but I'd bet money my husband had it.

3. Mini-Hammocks - This is hilarious. Who hasn't fell out of or through a cheap hammock.

4. Snacktime Cabbage Patch Dolls - I was too old for the whole cabbage patch craze, but I find this hilarious.

5. Sky Dancers - LOL! Again too old, but my friend's kids had one and us adults used them in warfare.

6. Bat Masterson Derringer Belt Gun - cap guns...uh uh uh totally cool.

7. Creepy Crawlers - melted goo...again totally cool burns.

8. Johnny Reb Cannon - WTF?

9. Battlestar Galactica Missile Launcher - does the word launcher mean anything to anybody?

10. Fisher-Price Power Wheels Motorcycle - ROFL LMAO!