Thursday, July 06, 2006

Mullet Idiots

Has anyone viewed the new "Treasure Hunters" this season?

Oh my Gaawwwd! (with all the Janice nasality I can muster).

This fucking moron and his equally retarded shit for brains family have to make anyone from Texas hide with shame.

The premise in this reality series is multi-player teams trying to stay one step ahead of each other as they solve puzzles to discover clues. The teams must avoid elimination as they travel to historically significant locations where they must decipher cryptic codes and puzzles, each with a clue leading them closer to solving the ultimate puzzle, and obtaining the coveted grand prize of --- actually I don't know or care.

Last week, they are in the middle of the elimination round and stop, drive 80 miles for a hamburger and then go back....I am not joking.

This week they show their lack of intelligence and make fun of the only team behind them in the ranking while basically trying to screw them out of any shot of winning with very unsportsmanlike behavior - only to lose themselves because they are too stupid to know roman numerals!

Let's all say it together - sleeping with your sister is wrong (see result above).

2 comments:

Cory said...

I just had to read this to my husband. He completely agrees with you, and doubts they can even read.

Melody said...

When that dumb ass was peeking through that guy's legs just to see their attempt at the combination, I just about died.

Instead of using your brains and figuring it out in the half hour advance you had on them, you try to cheat.

Fate rules! or should I say karma...