Strange though it may be, these highly unnecessary and somewhat pointless warnings and instructions have appeared on genuine products.
- Do not iron clothes on body.
- For indoor and outdoor use only.
- Serving suggestion: defrost.
- Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal (on a packet of raisins)?
- Objects in the mirror are actually behind you (on a cyclist's helmet mounted mirror).
- Sliced ham with vegetarian cheddar.
- Whole chicken medium fresh.
- Peel tomatoes easily by standing in boiling water.
- Keep out of children (on a Korean kitchen knife).
- 100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed juice from concentrate.
4 comments:
damn it, i've never seen that do not iron clothes on body! i wondered why it has hurt so bad to look so good!
My former (yes, former, thank God) mother-in-law once offered to iron the clothes I was wearing. But it never occurred to me that she might want to do it with me in them.
This was before she cleaned my toothbrush.
I love stuff like that.
mgc: those damn pantpleats are the worse, hey?
dott: cleaned it with what?
cory: this whole book is full of stuff like this, i'll share more later
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